A lot of people see working as a Clerk at Lobotomy Corporation as a guaranteed death sentence. What exactly are you supposed to do against the terrifying monsters within the facility with a handgun and a suit? My colleagues had an answer for that.
"Pray for help or save a bullet for yourself."
I'm not so sure why they're so negative about this gig, nothing bad has happened to me ever since I started working here! It's been damn near smooth sailing!
Can't say the same for some of my coworkers though...